jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

Hillbilly Bitch Slap

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.

Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.

by Sarahmae79 January 9, 2009

slant

an emo or scene hairstyle on a guy in which their hair is cut at an angle across their face, normally covering their eye.

Person 1: that guys hair is so gay

Person 2: i know he's got the slant going on, i don't know how he can even see.

by heather-con-con June 4, 2009

lombardi slap

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

by Pimpo June 10, 2004

bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.

"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"

by Carl_Spackler May 28, 2016

SLAP

Sounds like a plan!

Me: What we doing today?
You: dinner and a Movie?

Me: Slap!

by AlohaFurley November 2, 2019