Shuffle Zombie

When one is attached to the act of dancing the Shuffle, thinks about Shuffling, Shuffles all the time until they act like a Zombie unless the be Shufflin', and is addicted to the song "Party Rock" by "LMFAO"

Kevin: DUDE!! Have you seen Nathan lately? All he's been doing is dancing! He's a freakin' Shuffle Zombie now!

Kyle: Shuffle Zombies are taking over the world.

Kogi: K.

by MexiSupreme October 19, 2011

Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.

Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.

by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024

Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic

Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle

by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

Narukami Shuffle

The act of moving your body or the protagonist of Persona 4 in the four cardinal directions to the lyrics of the song “Heartbeat, Heartbreak” from the games soundtrack

John: “Hey Phil look, I’m doing the Narukami Shuffle”
Phil: “Yeah and you look like a fucking nerd doing it”

by Hypix December 3, 2025

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019