short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants August 12, 2015
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Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:
Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
by Kurtisheath October 06, 2008
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YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
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Short Down Mart

A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.
by itsyaboii April 06, 2010
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Short Thimble

(N.)

The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.
Hey, man, you seen Short Thimble around lately?
by Shorty T. November 14, 2004
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Short Mouth

Can't short mouth for can not
by Sola412 March 08, 2015
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