Secret tunnel

Its your period whole

Girl:I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Secret Islamic

The Secret Jewish Star Found In Many Websites, It Is Said That A Young Jedi Padawan Named Ken Hanobowi Secretly hid these stars as a message.

OMG YES YES Its the Secret Islamic
Did you see the one on YTMND

by Marcus Trey December 3, 2006

Secret mosquitos

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!

Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.

by iiexistential June 21, 2006

Secret Assassin

Someone, a man specifically, who cannot resist his attraction to sheep.

Beth: Did you hear Mark is a secret assassin?
Kim: NO WAY. I'll have to hide the sheep in my farm!

by theninjachicki January 23, 2011

secret hitler

A sexual act where two individuals begin to have intercourse. When one party is least expecting it, the second party traces the Star of David on the first party and promptly farts in their face. Thus ‘gassing’ them.

“Things were really heating up between us! But the next thing I know she’s tracing the Star of David on my chest and farting in my face. It was then I knew she was a secret Hitler...”

by l3g0batman July 11, 2019

oof secret message

lol congrats you found this "sEcReT" messge. btw a piece of advice go and stan bts I swear you wouldn't regret it. and if you decide to stan go watch some MV's!

I would recommend as a new ARMY -

• DNA
• Blood sweat & tears
• Not Today
• Dope
• Run
• Save me
• We are bulletproof pt 2
• War of hormone
• Mic Drop
• I Need U
• Butterfly

• Danger
• Boy in luv
• Just one day
• N.O
• Coffe
• No more dream

and if you like them be sure to check out the reat of their albums ;)

oof secret message

by saltyjimin June 4, 2018

Victoria's Secret

when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.

"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"

by jahne October 24, 2011