samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall

“Hey samalang!”

“Kill yourself.”

by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024

Samuel Butler

A fat neo-nazi

shut up Samuel butler

by ToastyBalls March 11, 2024

Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.

On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."

by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024

sampalk

A person who seems to be unable to explain anything clearly or understandably

I can't understand my math test because my teacher is such a sampalk

by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

samuel melaku melaku

when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

by Your dad kendrick May 8, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024