SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022

Suck my salt

Basically the same as saying suck my dick

Person 1: Oi faggot

Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch

by THEFINALCHAPTER November 8, 2020

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

I salts when I watched that video

by Cr: humble.egoist on tiktok June 17, 2020

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

Friend: Sends a meme
You: Reply SALTS
Friend: What does that mean?
You: Smiled A Little Then Stopped

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 29, 2017

Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.

Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH

by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021