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Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.
Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!
by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018
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hot fudge salad

This is when you're the recipient of a tossed salad and during the act you accidentaly shart.
Dude! I gave your little sister a hot fudge salad last night while your mom watched! BOOYAH!
by jeepzilla August 17, 2004
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Ten Dick Salad

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008
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Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.
Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010
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that's what Oscar said

A spin-off of "That's what she said," coined by Steve Carrell playing Michael from The Office, it is a term blurted loudly after someone says a phrase that you want to turn into a gay sex joke.
Joe "This one is too soft, I want a harder one"
Mark "That's what Oscar said!"
by m to the alachi November 27, 2010
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saidi

the most beautiful girl on the planet. super nice, great personality, cute sense of humor, and just an amazing person who deserves the best.
saidi is my girlfriend, yes i’m bragging <3
by zane, an absolute pain August 6, 2021
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Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........
by Mac April 16, 2004
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