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Smell My Face

After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus
Jimbo: Billy-Bob just ate out your sister.
Billy-Bob: Smell My Face.
by Smell My Face July 23, 2008
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I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.
Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.
by seiko_08 November 10, 2010
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New car smell

The time in a newly-formed relationship where the couple is completely obsessed with eachother. The couple must spend every waking minute together and the only thing they talk about is how in love they are, how lucky they are to have found eachother etc, etc,. The new car smell usally consists of annoying texts to friends bragging about the relationship and posts on facebook that make everybody on that persons friends list want to puke and/or gouge their eyes out to spare them from the repetitive post about their "special, one of a kind love." The new car smell usually last the first few months of the relationship and on some rare ocassions can last a year or two. After the new car smell wears off the couple pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they are no more special than any other couple.

Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.
Facebookuser: Love u (insert name here)! Ur my life, love, and Soulmate! Thank u so much for the surprise gift tonight! Your so sweet. Love you Boo! :)

Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).

Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!

Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.

Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.
by KiiiMBERLY May 19, 2011
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Shelly

A very hot and sexy girl. Tend to party a lot. Shelly's a nickname for amazing girls. Shelly's have nice and squishy butts. They have big boobs and a perfect body. She's an amazing smile.
Dang Shelly has a nice body.
by BRaNdiie April 10, 2016
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smell

To feel; empathize; To undergo the experience of.
To be aware of; sense.
To be emotionally affected by: She still feels the loss of her dog.

To be persuaded of (something) on the basis of intuition, emotion, or other indefinite grounds.
To believe; think.

To have compassion or sympathy.
I smell ya, playboy...
I under-smell ya, pimpin.
by 10101011 August 14, 2003
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bell smell

"dale has a bell smell"
by mutha dee September 11, 2006
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do you smell bacon?

A phrase similar to "I smell bacon" indicating that a law enforcement officer may be in the vicinity. See Bacon

Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.

Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.

May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.
*black Crown Victoria rolls down street*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*
by henup September 26, 2007
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