canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

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National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

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Extra hand shove

Where you have to give someone something but you don't want too. So,when you put it in there hand you push it back much more than is necessary to show that you resent doing it.

When he payed me back he gave me an extra hand shove.

by Judge dredd7 February 11, 2012

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Outer circle shove

When a group of friends in a circle are approached by someone they dont like, who constantly shoves his way in between people to feel like he is a part of the conversation

Johnathon- "Did you here what happened to Stacey last night?!?"

Brendan(awkard weird guy)- *shove, shove* "hey guys!, what happened to Stacey?"

Johnathon-"oh nothing.. it was stupid..

Everyone Else- *walks away slowly*

Johnathon- "i hate it when people do an outer circle shove"

by TheAbusementPark June 2, 2013

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