rubens girlfriend

wild and crazy and out of control girl who doesnt behave on the phone with a camara. but keeps it g rated.

as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.

by megannngieeee August 11, 2009

double rubber

When the girl is so ugly sex involves asking her to wear a rubber mask of Paris Hilton (or other fantasy girl) as well as your wearing a condom

Joanie is easy when drunk but she is still a Beyonce' double rubber special.

Any girl will do if you subscribe to the double rubber theory that says just add alcohol and break out the rubbers.

I've got an understanding double rubber girl friend. I just knock her door and hold up the gin, rubber mask, and DVD movie. She gives an understanding sneer and waves me on in.

by Amazed at the Desperate January 26, 2009

rubberband

Slang term used describe the act of punching an individual in the face and knocking their teeth out. May involve occasional bleeding and loss of consciousness.

im gona rubberband you

by muzzy129 September 30, 2010

Ruben

Ruben, as in a sweet, funny girl who is heaps tall and loves her food. I suggest not eating her food cause she'll then eat YOU! She brings a ray of sunshine wherever she walks kinda like Jesus but she's a Ruben, so she's not a Jesus. She pretty cool. I looooove her to the moon and back!!

Ruben is a sick cunt

by Rubenloveryusss September 11, 2014

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

ruben

gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy balls his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man boobs. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a cock tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick

he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master

sheesh wheres your penis Ruben??? -

by the pimp master April 8, 2005

Rubber Necking

After the act of Anal penetration with a prophylactic, you remove the Condom and slap it against the back on the neck of your partner heightening the pleasure.

I got done taggin that ass and I gave her some rubber necking makin her scream more!

by J.Engleberry January 18, 2008