Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.

The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.

by DJbackward November 6, 2022

Elon's Razor

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely

Trump coming back to Twitter is just an example of elon's razor.

by MicroJ424 November 19, 2022

TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!

by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023

Aiman Ar-Raziq

The man, the myth, the one, the chosen, the absolute!!!! Boi the Absolute is just HIM! Aiman will always prevail in arguments and fights because of how persistent he is.

James : Yo is that Aiman Ar-Raziq AKA Boi the Absolute?
Chad : Yea that’s him quiet down now he might hear us.
Aiman : I heard you guys!!!
James : OH NOOOOO RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEE!!!!

by Dark_Zach August 22, 2023

Skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle

The wise words of Tiger JK🫡

K-pop fan #1: “omg do you remember what Tiger JK said in topline by skz?????”
K-pop fan #2: “do you mean skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle???”

K-pop fan #1: “yeah omg, that was so iconic”

by anonymous September 13, 2023

needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!

He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile

by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018