Russian Butt Plug

The piece of poop that stays lodged in your rectum, is usualy at the end of the poop while the rest breaks off and falls away. Is often a hassle because it can increase wiping stage by 10 to 20 more wipes, depending on the severeness of the plug.

James blamed his being late to class on the russian butt plug he had to deal with after lunch.

by Double A's to the max September 25, 2011

The drunken russian

When you realise that the anus you are licking is not as well-washed as expected, you pretend to kiss the respective person and finally vomit straight into his/her mouth.

As Peter tasted some sort of salty sunflower seed on his toungue, which he had undoubtedly licked out of Ivana's anus, he did the drunken russian pressing his lips on hers and emptying his stomach into her mouth.

by RussianIgor July 27, 2011

Russian Bot

An excuse for leftists and never-Trumpers that don't agree with what Trump supporters/Right-Wingers say online, can't come up with anything factual, or have a good counter-argument.

Also can be used for trolling reasons.

*Commenting on a YouTube video*
User Comment: Look at all these Russian bots trying to defend Drumpf.

by TT_Raven March 15, 2018

Russian Gasmask

Similar to an Iranian Gasmask, except the penis is inserted into the "wearer's" mouth, instead of the balls

Man, they might not know how to ice skate, but they sure do make good gasmasks.

or

Baby, I feel our love needs to be taken to the next level, so please let me give you a Russian Gasmask.

by The Blasstard June 11, 2006

russian wine

Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.

Synonymous with jurassic.

Oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.

by dj_monged August 2, 2004

Russian Snowboard

The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.

Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...

by RSB4L March 22, 2010

russia

a country of people who cant look after them selves, yet want to rule the world. they invaded half of europe and prevented these countries from developing. once however the ussr did fall apart these countries were far behind from the rest of the world, and are now trying hard to catch up. when berlin was divided into the east and the west (the russians had the east and allies (uk, america etc.) had the west. after a couple of years the west was developing with new factories and opportunities for pleople, however the east- well many people tryed to get over the berlin wall because of the poverty and no development trying to look for a better life but were all shot.- this shows that the only thing russia can take care of is downing a shot of vodka.

jim- hey bob, what are the russians best at?
bob- getting drunk, and fucking up the world jim

by darren mcgreen April 27, 2006