Safe racer

A person that will not race another unless he konws he has a definite advantage....

A perfect example of a safe racer would be Alpha from chitownracing...

by James uberzack April 24, 2006

bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.

Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.

by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005

submarine races

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.

Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?

by creaternity April 28, 2006

dutch racecar

When a man is driving a car, sitting in the lap of another man that is fucking him in the ass.

Ian and Tom went on a road trip just so they could dutch racecar.

by tekoopr May 15, 2016

Racey Special

Purposely not eating all day so you are able to get drunk off of 1 beer

Cameron: Why is emily so drunk already
Taylor: oh she pulled a racey special
Aidan: yeah she hasn't eaten all day
Cameron: Oh i didn't either, I love the racey special

by Busch Light Virus February 14, 2020

piss like a racehorse

When you have to pee very bad!!

Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!

by Brandy March 25, 2004

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006