Queer Surfing

Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.

Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.

by Don Spring with Coco Franklin February 8, 2012

Queen's Crown

N. the "crown" like shape in a woman's hair after ejaculating on her hair.

Man1: how did last night go with that slutty drunk chick?
Man2: great i gave that bitch a queen's crown.

by pdev July 31, 2012

queens bite

When you ask someone to try a sample of their food before they had the chance to take their first bite.

Queens Biter: "Oh is that the Shrimp Scampi?, mind if I try it? "

Other friend: "Sure..."

Queens Biter: "Thanks Man!"

by Queens Bite April 4, 2015

queen towers

When a group of bomber boys bang their dates, while facing the center of a circle, while simultaneously high fiving eachother

Yo did you hear what Cole and Lacey did last night? They got some friends and pulled of the perfect queen towers!

by Grandpa bomber April 25, 2015

Queerofag

When someone is a queer and a fag. There just so gay that neither word is large enough to describe them, hence why you use Queerofag.

Your being a real Queerofag right now!

by Lilniptwist July 23, 2015

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016