Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
by Maulmemes March 7, 2024
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Mental gymnastics you way into tolerating a SHIT life until society can coerce you into breeding more laborers.
Hym "Psychiatrists are seriously the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You hear the story about that girl in the Netherlands who opted for euthanasia? The Psychiatrist tells her that there is NOTHING MORE they can do for her.... What did they do!? For her, I mean? What did they do? NOTHING. They don't do anything. The people who are in it still need it. The shit religious zealots just want people to do their incest cult so it's good for them. Created desperate that you 'tried to help' so you can shovel them into the church. Get them to kill themselves. All so they don't murder your kids. And then they just do it anyway. It doesn't work. And it doesn't work because you have stubborn egotistical PhDs who want you to be a Npc. Absolute farce. You want to improve the mental health of the country. Hang all the therapists. I GUARANTEE success. Worst fucking people on the planet."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Get the Psychiatrist mug.someone who would take their dying mother in to care for her during Chemo and then kick her out in the middle of the night with nowhere to go, attached to her chemo bags. Because she thought her mom (the frail one in chemo) was going to hurt the physically large woman.
by Dicky Stanicky May 25, 2024
Get the Psycho Cunt mug.A human that consumes EXTREME amounts of food to the point where it affects their health. A Psycho Muckler is typically hungry every 20-30 minutes, and can eat 3 times the amount that normal people can. In some cases, they will Kill just to Muckle some food.
JohnnyTech: “You wanna hangout with Tech later?” CheeseTech: “Nah dog, he’s a Psycho Muckler. Last time I hungout with him he ate Culvers, canes, and steak in shake in less than 3 hours.”
by HatredOfTheWeak15 December 15, 2024
Get the psycho muckler mug.'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.
Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."
by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024
Get the Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core mug.A blend of psychedelic and philosophy — the art of pondering the mysteries of the universe while high as hell. It usually happens during altered states of consciousness brought on by mushrooms, LSD, weed, or just vibing too hard with a lava lamp. Psychedelosophy is the first step to spiritual enlightenment.
Think "What if time isn’t real and the universe is just one big song?" but said while wearing sunglasses indoors at 2am.
Think "What if time isn’t real and the universe is just one big song?" but said while wearing sunglasses indoors at 2am.
After one heroic dose of shrooms, Maya unlocked a new level of psychedelosophy and decided her houseplants were sentient.
We didn’t even light the joint yet and Jason already started his psychedelosophy about how dogs are time travelers.
Dude, your third eye is leaking. Take a break from the psychedelosophy and drink some water.
He said ‘the universe is just one big cosmic rug,’ and I felt that. Deep psychedelosophy, bro.
We didn’t even light the joint yet and Jason already started his psychedelosophy about how dogs are time travelers.
Dude, your third eye is leaking. Take a break from the psychedelosophy and drink some water.
He said ‘the universe is just one big cosmic rug,’ and I felt that. Deep psychedelosophy, bro.
by fixupsa April 13, 2025
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