The Panda 

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

The Panda by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011

Reverse Panda 

A car with a different color hood or door.

Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.

Reverse Panda by fblood July 3, 2009

Red Panda

A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.

I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.

I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.

Red Panda by the nay train December 8, 2013

sad panda 

Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.

Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"

sad panda by smiller911 January 15, 2008

Alaskan Thunder Panda 

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"

Alaskan Thunder Panda by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010

dirty panda

a asain or korean or japanese pearson

there are a lot of dirty pandas driving in dimond bar.

dirty panda by pokepotty August 1, 2011

sexual panda bob 

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.

Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.

sexual panda bob by Court March 4, 2004