Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

Bagging Pork

Putting the boots to the old lady after a big meal.

We were going to go out for ice cream after dinner but we figured bagging pork would be more fun.

by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.

"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"

by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022

Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023

John Pork

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human

Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*

by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023