Angry Penguin

When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.

"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"

by Boomstyk August 8, 2009

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penguin bar joke

adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke

inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.

hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?

eh.. dunno what do you call it?

a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha

wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*

by mwuah xx March 6, 2009

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Penguin

A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.

"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."

by BigDickFalcon March 9, 2010

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The elite airfighter unit in the KAF(Kraznanian Air Force). Hand-picked from only the finest Penguin pilots ever to walk this planet, their planes run on LINUX, and their planes are housed in Mrs. Potocki's trailer.

Emperor Dave!The Penguin Luftwaffe are prepared for takeoff!

by Crazy James No.II November 20, 2003

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Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005

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