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Sea Grapes

the eggs of a Cuttlefish containing its offspring, the freakiest little cuties God could devise
They are called sea grapes by zoologists and people who enjoy shitty wine.
The cuttlefish lays its sea grapes in some random hole in the bottom of the ocean
by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018
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pop it down like a peeled grape

When you slurp something down your gullet without chewing
Person 1: Aww, man, what should I do with this food? I don't know the best way to eat it.
Person 2: When in doubt, just pop it down like a peeled grape. It's great! Or should I say, grape? Laughs maniacally.
Person 1: ...
by friendlybean February 3, 2019
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grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!
by Apple poo December 10, 2015
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Grape

Bruh that song was grape as fuck
by Intoastro November 28, 2015
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Grape

when your a dickhead
Your such a fucking grape

why you treating me like a grape
by Grappymelon December 14, 2020
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red grape

A annoying teacher at school. Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.
Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.
by Bigballslickerbrea July 28, 2024
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Grape

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.
“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”
by Pat Dry June 30, 2025
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