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noob dancer

in any shooting game, when a player tries to move around quickly, or jump around in order to avoid getting shot at by an enemy in close proximity, they are being a noob dancer (it is commonly used when the player is reloading, is using a grenade etc., in which they arent able to fire back at the enemy)
P1 approaches P2 from behind. P2 turns around and notices P1, so P2 starts to move around, crouch, jump, etc. Instead of shooting at him. P2 is considered a noob dancer for "dancing" instead of firing back
by dshiznit634 June 18, 2008
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Synchro noob

a player of yugioh who gets to win almost ever game by useing synchro monsters
bob is a synchro noob for useing snychro monsters.
by the only real ninja here January 6, 2010
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sg noob

This stands for shot gun noob
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
Bob: That guy just came out of nowhere and shotguned me!
Joe:Yeh, he's a real sg noob
by sg noob hater October 6, 2010
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noob whack

death from noob melee on online games.
OMG joo gt noob whacked!!1111!!1111
by jambizz June 11, 2006
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Noob sack

Some one who is a total noob at what they are doing and thinks they are bood at it. but sucks ballsack at doing it, a combination of a newbie and a ballsack. hey see that team we r playing against? they r all noob sacks
hey johnny is a total noob sack at online games.
by bloodthrstysmurf May 26, 2010
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420 noob

Your typical online gamer who thinks they are being original by putting something to do with weed in the name.
Dude did you see me just pwn that guy?" "Yea he's a total 420 noob."
by skillet1226 June 19, 2011
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Bowl Noob

An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.
1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)

2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)

3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe

4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber

5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl

6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e

7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)

8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.

9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.

10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
by gen.ret February 22, 2013
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