ruler eyes

Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.

Whoa, that Rev. Jackson has ruler eyes. Any farther apart and he's a flounder.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

Pornie eyes

The eyes of a pornie (someone who watches porn all the time).

Mike scares chicks away because he always looks at them with his pornie eyes.

by Dancy Nancy March 12, 2009

eye contact

1. the ultimate source of awkwardness
2. an unspoken agreement

ex 1:
Steve: Oh dude I was just staring at that girl while zoning out.
Joe: Good thing you broke eye contact with her or she'd think you were a creep!

ex 2:
When the teacher announced that we were going to work in partners, me and Julie instantly made eye contact and nodded.

by onaboatmotherfucker April 5, 2010

eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'

-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !

by arsenist February 18, 2009

Squinty-eyes

The look you give somthing/someone when you want them to work right or do somthing

Commander Shepard solves all his problems with the delibrate use of squinty-eyes

by Cooperfdv June 15, 2010

Whale eye

The same as "side eye"

To look at someone out of the corner of your eye usually because they said some dumb shit.

When she told me she was a virgin, I pursed my lips and gave her the whale eye

by ricardoduck July 28, 2009

whispering eye

Another word for vagina, used in the movie "Role Models"

Damnnnn, that girls whispering eye is tight!

by Anyaaaa March 26, 2009