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filthy murphy

Take a chick you are about to have sex w/ whom you dont like. Cover her in dirt tell her to lay there like shes dead while yelling "your not a real celebrity anyway!" like Brittany Murphy.
"That bitch though she was hot shit, so i gave her a filthy murphy!"
by Strubin McManboobin February 6, 2010
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Shawn Murphy

A Shawn Murphy is the process in which several grown men stripping and paint themselves in green and gold then take turns performing rusty trombones, while referring to eachother as different starting linemen for the Green Bay Packers.
Hey man did you hear those 3 pulled a Shawn Murphy?
by Thedavid111 January 26, 2022
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bleeding gums murphey

Someone whos gums are over exposed constantly but alot worse when smiling or having a laugh
by murphey gums April 4, 2009
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murphy brown

when an uber hot heroin addicted east indian whore recieves a dirty sanchez from a brown haired, green eyed, buff mexican immigrant man
Damn! That whore over there just got the murphy brown from a pimp!
by murphybrown10000 April 14, 2007
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morph

Used to decribe a change in activity and/or location.
Let's morph up to dave's place.
or
We should morph into a game of risk.
by skobi May 13, 2005
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Murphy

A seemingly supernatural force that produces misfortune equal parts preposterous, humiliating, and calamitous. To be Murphied is to somehow have this force visited upon you, rendering you a tragicomical schmuck. To Murphy is to somehow direct this force at an opponent, thereby rendering the opponent a tragicomical schmuck.
As a sports journalist, I cannot recall a worse Murphying than that visited upon the opposing quarterback, whose game-losing interception was returned for a touchdown, after which the defensive back performed a tasteless victory celebration that simulated oral sex with the quarterback's elderly mother, who never imagined that a front row seat would perfectly situate her for such a humiliation.
by Roger Palmer January 9, 2018
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Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.
Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.
by Johanna D March 3, 2004
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