An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.
"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021
Get the Mountain out of a Moleholemug. The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D
by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009
Get the Mountain Dew Princemug. When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
by scatman247 March 4, 2014
Get the montana mountain applemug. A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
Get the Missouri Mountain Hammermug. When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
by Piratical December 18, 2016
Get the broke dick mountainmug. When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
by CommieTrex March 6, 2022
Get the Mountain Bear Trapmug. Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon
by Jackbanan August 17, 2019
Get the Nigga Mountain Toiletmug.