morning pussy

1. when after a night of sex a foul odor is emitted from the snatch the next morning
2. the smell of pussy in the morning

man 1:the next day the bitch wanted me to go down on her but i said no you got morning pussy
man 2: i hear dat

by Staven Devis September 29, 2008

morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008

Morning Jacket

Take definition #6 & #7 from jacket and do it in the morning.

A: Where's Steve, we gotta get going.
B: I dunno, must be trying to get his 'morning jacket' on.

by SkilletAZ March 13, 2008

Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

by bjmaniac July 24, 2010

Morning Glory

n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.

He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.

by Skott September 21, 2004

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 9, 2009