The Baby Mind Reader

pronoun

Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.

I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.

by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

minding your business

Worrying about anyone but yourself

"Girl did you hear.."

"You need to be minding your business!"

by pettyparms May 11, 2017

One Track Mind

A Grunge/Punk band from Bradenton Florida

cant find the time to get myself right-One Track Mind

by slapnpop April 16, 2011

Never mind the buzzcocks

One of the acest quiz shows ever with regular apperiances from the infamous number 5 in the celeb line up

Just look at mark lamar go

by meglet December 30, 2004

Mental mind-fuck

1) A situation in which someone is trying to mess with your mind.

2) Something confusing.

1) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind-fuck can be nice.

2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.

by Steven Johnson April 26, 2006

jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that involves directly stating what you want your subject to believe.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for."

by Philip L. Welch February 13, 2004

mind out of gutter

to think sexually or impure thougths

Timmy said he wanted some creamy pie, mom told him to get his mind out of gutter.

by Racci420 September 26, 2006