monkey looker 

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

monkey looker by the cheat March 16, 2003

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

monkey button 

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.

Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!

monkey button by DJSLAM March 5, 2005

monkey logic 

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

monkey logic by BrianN May 9, 2006

monkey to the other side 

it means shut the hell up or get out of my way it

jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine

monkey to the other side by what it do? September 10, 2008

monkey spoon feet

The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".

When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.

monkey spoon feet by Munnling November 27, 2006

monkey snot 

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

monkey snot by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008