Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.

"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"

by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009

Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults

She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!

by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

moose basing

something to do with drugs

We are moose basing. - H

by TaskManager January 3, 2025

Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.

"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"

by Planto360 September 24, 2024

moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 22, 2024