Marios is the guy always reading non educational books but studies only when he is taking exams. He wears glasses and cannot decide how to make his hair so he gets a yee-yee-ass haircut. He is calm but when he is in a good mood he spams with jokes and laughs screaming. He is the right guy to tell the sins that you have done but he will make jokes about it. He is an atheist and also he is suicidal.
If someone tells you a very bad secret and you ask them to commit suicide with you immediately you are a Marios.
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Get the Super Mario 65 mug.Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.
I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3
I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3
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Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
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