mr. capretta

Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear.

When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

Mr. Disco

Who the fuck is Mr. Disco? Who the fuck DOESN’T know who the fuck Mr. Disco is! Who the fuck doesn’t know who the fuck Mr. Disco ISN’T? NOBODY. HE’S FUCKING EVERYTHING. HIS FOREHEAD IS KINKY SHUT UP

Who the fuck is Mr. Disco? I want that shirt 0wo

by Asikuu October 23, 2018

Mr. Moore

An extremely buff man that teaches a PE class. He often threatens his students within an inch of their life. He will not hesitate to extend workout times by minutes on end.

Yo, Mr. Moore made us do so many minutes of workout.

by SuperBrando04 February 13, 2019

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

mr baker

Peedo in a Speedo

Mr baker steals kids

by Ching Chong wang December 16, 2019

Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.

"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."

by mr-cant-steal-your-girl October 29, 2020

mr buttersworth

The act of clandestinely slipping one's cock through a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bag to pleasantly surprise your date.

Yeah B, shorty said she wanted more butter topping. So i tolded her to reach deeper in the bag and ask mr buttersworth.

by relapx July 16, 2011