luke birch

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel
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Luke Pontisso

A sexy Loving Beast and he has a huge PECKER and he is a hot man and he will give you what you want!!! ;)
Luke Pontisso is Amazing
by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL Yeet October 23, 2019
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Luke Nowell

A Luke Nowell is pretty nice, decent body shape and is also terrified of Super Mario Galaxy for the Nintendo Wii
Me: I talked to a Luke Nowell today.
Person: yeah, who needs confidence when you can be like that
by Smexyman69 May 29, 2020
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Luke Yardy

Small man with a large heart. Also known as gremy, grem, the gremlin, or yarddog. Known for getting freshman girls drunk to scam on them, being very agressive when intoxicated, hooking up in jeeps, playing baseball, and living a claimed christian life.
Hey, lets go see luke yardy tonight in OV4, hes still good even though he only has one arm!
by bambam4 November 17, 2008
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Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games
He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.
by TonyBoloney December 01, 2020
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Luke Poddington

The epitome of a heterosexual white male. Is sexual demon and can wank 12 times a day and still work hard after.
Wow I want to be like Luke Poddington
by Jack Ryan Howard September 01, 2020
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Luke Higgins

Known to be a saxy, history loving, communist hating, video gaming nerd, Luke Higgins is one to throw you a spin of pure bliss and happiness. His master, Luke Dragos, is also one to consider for his interesting and lovely nature.
“Hey, did you hear about the collapse of the Soviet Union yesterday?”

“Yeah! I heard Luke Higgins is the one to blame! He’s a hottie!”
by SL1MSHADY01 November 23, 2018
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