Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

Alyssa Lapointe

Alyssa Lapointe is one of the most amazing girls ever! She's sweet, intelligent, gorgeous, shy, and damn adorable. It takes time for her to come out of her shell but when she does shes quite the person. She's loud, sarcastic, but still a sweetheart. If you have an Alyssa Lapointe, hold onto her and never let her go!

Guy 1: hey have you talked to Alyssa Lapointe recently?

Guy 2: yeah shes freaking sweet!

by OrangeGoof November 27, 2018

weston lapierre

a super sexy and smart rodeo kid who spends his spare time f*cking your mom, your sister, and your girlfriend

Look its weston lapierre

by pw69 October 4, 2019

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

Gaming Laptop

a gaming pc but more expensive but with the advantage of bringing it to places

Oh wow mom this Gaming Laptop is more expensive than my liver!

by TheManWhoHasNoIdea October 27, 2021

Schoolsko lapence

A kid who really really likes school.

Person 1: Look at Vladimir, he seems really happy to be in school.

Person 2: Yeah, he is such a schoolsko lapence.

by Adonissssssssss December 18, 2021

pp on a lappy

when someones stream is extremely slow, so it looks like a powerpoint on a laptop

"your stream looks like a pp on a lappy right now"

by cockwank July 21, 2021