Fat Knighting

Being an apologist for fatness by defending and/or making excuses for fat people. While one can fat knight for either sex, in the wild, it's only ever done for fat women. Often, fat knighting involves shaming thinner women in order to make fat women will feel better about themselves.

Jack: *Whistles* Damn! Look at THAT land whale!
Jim: Hey, c'mon, man! That's not cool! How do you know she doesn't suffer from thyroid disease?
Jack: Oh, STFU, Jim! You're always fat knighting!

by Jack.Rayner March 2, 2014

Knights Who Say Pfftt

Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.

Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.

by Mr. Pfftt April 9, 2004

british knights

Cheap $15 shoes that are sold at K mart

Poor Kid: Look at my new shoes
Me: Those are cheap. When I was buying my PSP I saw those for $15

by J2the J June 2, 2005

Knighting

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

by Gary B May 22, 2003

Keira Knightley

A attractive young attress with SOME acting talent who i respect because she got into the acting business without having tits. *by the way, in pirates of the caribean, they where digitally enhanced* although she lacks emotion in her acting.

Keira Knightley has my respect

by rachelistypingthis July 27, 2006

black knights

A squadron in the Marine Air Corps in the movie "Independence Day" which led the assault against the attacking aliens.

"Why we are on this particular mission, we may never know. But we do know that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again."

by P29 August 12, 2008

knightdale

very nice place to raise ur shilds an chillens to get loot like there scumbag ass dads did sellin any thing an there body we hard bodied niggas and we surounded by fuck niggas i watch boondock er night m'boy edriese do to so leme kno and ill come merk on you fuck niggas we clap biscuits round here peel the grapes split the wigs countin figs i should be a rapper myself wouldnt listen to lil wayne tell me bout his money he a fuck nigga to fuck g-unit we full up wit parkside power rangers, the grey city wolves, the blake jonsons, aj's posse, the goonies (minus sloth and ralph) ect. i put a pop-tart in the toaster and it didnt pop out, you know what i did i went an killed me a fuck nigga, after i shot him he cried out "stop killing me" i told him

full a fuck niggas in knightdale seems like all i see is scumbags out here its like god shit right here and called it knightdale

by Tp da lyracist October 3, 2008