Kelli is a woman that runs away from her problems and would rather pawn her kids off on each other. She gives zero fucks and taked none. Shes most likely the devil herself and isn't above dragging others to Hell.
by What even is a pseudonym June 11, 2018

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.
Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.
Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.
Lola and Freya :)
Lola and Freya :)
by P_trained December 7, 2019

Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.
Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
by KellzDidntDoIt May 9, 2024

by may kelly October 23, 2019

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.
by Jiozx February 25, 2019

by really c00l per$on July 21, 2021
