bison jizz

The milky white substance ejaculated from a male bison

" mary had the daunting task of cleaning the bison jizz from behind the sofa"

by evlspcmk October 10, 2006

jizz

1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

by OtterSex April 15, 2010

jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008

jizz

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

by ur mom 39 June 5, 2009

Jizz Hut

A place or a social gathering where participants donate semen to wanting prostitutes,

Joe, what is that on your pant leg? I was at the jizz hut and the prostitue was supposed to swallow, but decided to spit my load on my jeans.

by jizz mop April 3, 2009

Jizzabelle

Jizzabelle is one of the lead singers for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. CVT will blow your mind, so much so, that you'll probably die. It'll be worth it though. A typical CVT show consists of rabid badgers, demons, the most awesome music ever, doom and the like. Other members include Aquawhore, Silky, Donx, The Touchy Priest and Johnny D., head of Ninja security.

Dude, Jizzabelle just totally made my intestines split open with her teasing and brain-melting screaming, but I love her and CVT Rools!

by Nicoleacvt November 13, 2007

Jizz Wizard

Another word for an asshole or dick

Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.

by mlpeck April 24, 2009