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jersey bike ride 

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.
When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.
jersey bike ride by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016

In this Jensen 

A word pertaining to the current place you are located. It is very popular in Indian Trail (The ITL), NC
"We gonna pitch a bitch in this jensen!"

"All my bros are in this jensen!"

"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"
In this Jensen by tbozwell18 July 27, 2009

ramsey New Jersey 

A place where the rich boys and flat semi thic girls spend there time in town outside of Walgreens and a Facebook account called Ramsey moms post about them. They use the “vape” and ride around town on there their bikes. At night they hangout at the high school and hook up. The boys are usually all hot and the girls are try hard to be thic and all are flat like paper.
Shit goes down in Ramsey New Jersey

Jersey Fancy 

When you jizz in the eye of your girlfriend, and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle.

Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)
Dude, I totally did a Jersey Fancy on Jane last night, she felt well posh. Plus she made me chips later with the left overs, which was nice.
Jersey Fancy by longrufus September 19, 2011

Jersey fancy 

When you jizz on top of a boiled jersey royal potato, so it resembles the blob of cream on top of a Mr Kipling's French Fancy cake. Then you or your loved one eats it.
Dude, she totally devoured my Jersey Fancy last night.
Jersey fancy by Pseudosoph September 19, 2011
The best person in the entire world. Smart and focused on whatever makes her happy. One-hundred percent queen
person: who's that over there?
person2: that's Jesenya. You're welcome
Jesenya by Heeyaa by outkast March 29, 2020