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Jose he is one of the most funniest guys you can ever find . He is such a flirt but in the end of the day he loves only one girl . He loves to cuddle . He makes people always laugh . I couldn’t see myself living without a Jose . he loves his friends , family, and his girl . He always finds time to make time for his girl and he is super cute in every single way . You try to look him in the eye but you just can’t cause he makes you fall in love with him over and over again . So if you have a Jose never let him go cause when you lose him you will feel like you have lost the best person in the world
Person A : who is that over there with Bri ? person B : That over there with Bri is Jose he loves his girl so much .
by Brilight_200 April 26, 2019
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Josephine

the coolest kid on the block, the coolest cat wearing a cap. Most probably as thin as a twig. Is a deep thinker and has trouble falling asleep cause she cant stop thinking about the afterlife. Is very funny but not very attractive. Has alot of friends. most likely has hypochondriasis. Is very weird and outgoing.
"wow, Josephine really is the coolest kid on the block, the coolest cat in a cap.
by josephinecat101 June 14, 2019
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Jose

he is cool fun and outgoing he loves serious relationships and long romantic drives. Really grate with kids. battles to sleep so his eyes are red most the time. he has a nice olive skin. Always a good friend to have.
Jose is so cool.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019
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Jose Mourninho

1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.
1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"
by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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jose murinho

I the best manager in the world. i just the best but i better than the best. I not big headed i just the best.
by David Richardson April 10, 2005
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Joseph

The greatest Fortnite player you'll ever see. He has an intellectual brain that he uses when he seeks for loot.

In his future, he'll have up to 100 friends... lucky person. If he insults you, he insults you. Don't mess with Joseph or he'll use his knowledge against you.
*Someone wins in Fortnite* "What a JOSEPH!"
by ByeLittleThing<3 May 24, 2018
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joseph_romanu

A creator for jojo content that ie famous on tik tok (shadowbanned)
a: do you like jojo?
B: yeah!
a: then you must know joseph_romanu!
by Joseph_romanu November 21, 2020
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