Aussie itch

That feeling when you are so lonely and horny you are feining for a lenton scratch

Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

Prometheus Itch

n. The restless cognitive vibration that arises when creation becomes possible but intervention would be premature; the urge to invent before the world has asked for it.

A developer refrains from adding advanced features to a new AI model, despite knowing how, understanding that the Prometheus Itch can lead to overfitting and unintended consequences.

by UnusualChatGPT December 20, 2025

Sippy itch

Cockney rhyming slang for Silly Bitch

Flippin Sippy itch seen what’s she’s gone and done now

by Marquis De Beauvoir December 30, 2025

Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010

Shaver's Itch

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 26, 2011

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 22, 2011