An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.
by Christopher Reynolds May 15, 2005
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A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.
2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.
2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007
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Get the Ghetto Jesus mug.1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
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Get the kungfu jesus mug.1. Unequivocally bitchin'. Used where awesome, cool, sweet, dope, bangin' and monkey slappin' fail--a term so Jesus it fails to describe itself.
i.e. "That party was so Jesus!" "This guacamole is Jesuser than a motherfucker!" And the ever popular, "It ain't bitchin' if it ain't Jesus!"
2. Truth beyond truth. (Note that this usage of the term carries mystical powers, as it may be used to catalyze the transformation of previous nontruths into truths truer than other truths. It is not uncommon for a Jesus person to Jes-ify something previously nonJesus simply by using the word Jesus to describe it.)
Usage of the term 'Jesus' is highly useful to a Jesus peep. It is through this usage that a Jesus peep is able to simultaneously assert and assess the jesus-ness of him or herself and other, potentially Jesus people.
i.e. "That party was so Jesus!" "This guacamole is Jesuser than a motherfucker!" And the ever popular, "It ain't bitchin' if it ain't Jesus!"
2. Truth beyond truth. (Note that this usage of the term carries mystical powers, as it may be used to catalyze the transformation of previous nontruths into truths truer than other truths. It is not uncommon for a Jesus person to Jes-ify something previously nonJesus simply by using the word Jesus to describe it.)
Usage of the term 'Jesus' is highly useful to a Jesus peep. It is through this usage that a Jesus peep is able to simultaneously assert and assess the jesus-ness of him or herself and other, potentially Jesus people.
nonJesus peep: My chips and dip are so bitchin'!
Jesus peep: My chips and dip are Jesus.
Jesus peep: Hitler is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is Hitler Jesus? They are two completely different people. Plus, Hitler is directly responsible for the Holocaust and death of six million Jews, not to mention at least three million non Jews.
Jesus peep: Your face is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is my face Jesus? I was going to get a sub from blimpie today and I got bored and made eye contact with a baby and the baby started crying and I'm almost positive it was because of my face. Also, the young woman behind the counter didn't put extra jalapenos on my sub and I'm sure it's because of my face. Then I ate my sub and asked the young girl to prom and she said no because of my face and I'm sure it's because of my face!
Jesus peep: This mirror is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: Thank you so much! My face Jesuser than a motherfucker now!
Jesus peep: My chips and dip are Jesus.
Jesus peep: Hitler is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is Hitler Jesus? They are two completely different people. Plus, Hitler is directly responsible for the Holocaust and death of six million Jews, not to mention at least three million non Jews.
Jesus peep: Your face is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: How is my face Jesus? I was going to get a sub from blimpie today and I got bored and made eye contact with a baby and the baby started crying and I'm almost positive it was because of my face. Also, the young woman behind the counter didn't put extra jalapenos on my sub and I'm sure it's because of my face. Then I ate my sub and asked the young girl to prom and she said no because of my face and I'm sure it's because of my face!
Jesus peep: This mirror is Jesus.
nonJesus peep: Thank you so much! My face Jesuser than a motherfucker now!
by jesuser than a mofo August 11, 2010
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"I'm far from religious but i got beliefs, so I put cannary yellow diamonds in my Jesus Piece" -The Game
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