bitch-hugged

To hug someone out of spite or teach them a lesson. It is also suitable after fights and arguments or towards people you simply don't like.

Other person: *pushes you*
You: What was that for?!? That wasn't cool.
Other person: Go fuck yourself.
You: *bitch-hug*

The other person was just bitch-hugged.

by hugsthebitches October 1, 2011

Best hugs

micheal dowling is scientifically proven to give best hugs (note: there hard to get as micheal dowling is the most handsome man alive)

Micheal dowling is so handsome and gives the best hugs

by Joseph mamaaaa December 8, 2020

hugging the horn

Masturbating, playing with the schlong

Hugging the horn as in "Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn". Made famous by the "Internet is for porn" song

by ryan3318 January 12, 2021

Tuba Hug

Its where someone in the band takes a mouth piece from a tuba and shoves it up your ass

I got tuba hugged at band camp.

by meatloafboy July 30, 2006

hand hug

The act of hugging someone's neck with your hands until they turn blue and pass out. In other words choking.

How did that guy kill the chick in the book?
He hand hugged her.

by cheekensheet September 14, 2015

Double Hug

When you glove someone to death. Upon seeing them after a long absence you greet them with one of these.

After a month long hiatus, Andrew greeted his friend the Panda, with a HUGE double hug.

by Anonymous09475 November 6, 2007

panda hug

A hug that a girl gives a guy when he is horny.

Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.

by androoltu August 11, 2009