Alan Guidet

he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.

Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses

by iceg2237 November 22, 2021

Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.

Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.

by Imanisu March 4, 2022

maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

rightly guided

1.English meaning of name Rasheed

Most Handsome bae bae ever fr fr

Rightly guided to give guidance rightly not wrongly if you are wrongly guiding me please start righteously guiding. Or I won't want to go I don't follow but b can beside

by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022

Content guidelines

A list of useless information that no one reads. Like, you won't do that stuff anyway, right?

These content guidelines are sooooo long that I'll skip them.

by yesssssssssssssssooooo March 24, 2023

Content guidelines

A bunch of bullshit you always skim by.

toobs: holy shit i´d rather die before reading the content guidelines, it would actually eat up half of my lifespan to do.

by im copper October 24, 2023