grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014

grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.

Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!

by Mama B April 15, 2014

Greasy Cheeseburger

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.

the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.

by Bubbles From Trailer park Boys February 9, 2015

Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty June 2, 2015

greasy pout

when you are at a restaurant and order a Poutine (fries with cheese and gravy) and it's so fucking greasy and delicious it just slides down your throat and it feels so good!

"hi can i get a poutine?"
"sure thing!"
*brings out poutine*
"ahh fuck yes a greasy pout!"

by Perf! November 17, 2015

greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016