Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly January 31, 2018

Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

by RProd May 03, 2018