term for a girl that's so ugly, disgusting, bitchy, repulsive, etc. that she makes guys' boners go away. synonym for boner shrinker.
Lara: "Did you see Kim in her flesh-colored one piece last night?"
Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."
Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."
Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."
Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."
by lgolebie October 11, 2011
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by Lafawnduh April 7, 2005
Get the goober mug.General meaning indicates breaking into country music; however, in various subcultural usages it indicates that the one so labelled has had intimate relations with a blood relative.
I can't believe that, despite its legality in Georgia, Bob's gone country and hooked up with his cousin.
by Drewkowski March 26, 2009
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senario 1: two girls talking in the hall
hot guy passes
both girls "GONER!!"
senario 1: two girls talking in the hall
hot guy passes
both girls "GONER!!"
senario 2 : girl talking to her guy friends
girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes
guys "bONER!!"
15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes
girl" GONER!!!"
girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes
guys "bONER!!"
15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes
girl" GONER!!!"
by justpoppedinmyhead September 11, 2011
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dude: yea he's tight! he was so goobed last night!
Dude 1: i wanna get goobed tonight
dude 2: i'm down
dude: yea he's tight! he was so goobed last night!
Dude 1: i wanna get goobed tonight
dude 2: i'm down
by Ben08Jew January 2, 2009
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