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Chocolate Goblin 

An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.
"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"
Chocolate Goblin by jebudas666 October 16, 2009

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

Kill Goblin 

An individual with an extraordinary skill to steal kills, or points, from friends and teammates in video games and activities; most times it is unintentional.
Thomas- GOD DAMN IT, Nick stole another one of my fucking kills. That is like the 5th time this round. Fucking kill goblin!

Snow- WHAT THE FUCK, he just stole my kill then shot me in the head, what a cool guy who smells nice and is way funnier than me... always.
Kill Goblin by Setton September 13, 2011

Bust A Goblin 

1. To do something that unable others to do right after.

2. Consuming food on sight.

3. Being gay at times.
Bust A goblin

Kid: yay we made the 10 inch card tower!

Goblin: (Smacks the tower down)

Kid: man...

HE JUST BUSTED A GOBLIN

Ass Goblin 

An ass hat/ass clown (see ass clown.; A small goblin who dwells in and on your ass!
"Marc and travis are ass goblins" "Holy crap did you see that ass goblin,it ran into his rectum!"
Ass Goblin by Booby November 8, 2004

Ass Goblin 

The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.
ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.
Ass Goblin by Sneedley September 2, 2008