Fish Fingering

The act of performing manual sex (fingering), underwater. If parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. Also known as Sub-Aqua Manual Sex (or SAMS to veterans of the Underwater-Erotic world.) Any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as "An Octopus" and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.

Lad 1: Dude! I'm off to do some fish fingering down at the Lido.
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*

by The Onion-Mangetout-Raddish July 21, 2009

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Fish Sniff

When somebody, could be a friend, makes you sniffs his/her fingers after they stuffed em up some pussy.

"Maaan, my bro Robert gave me the fish sniff after fingering Roberta."
"Lesbians always got dat fish sniff."
"I gave my bro da fish sniff after puttin' dat pussy on the chain wax!"

by anthony toski May 19, 2014

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fish hook

using your index finger to pull down a girls shirt in order to see her boobs.

I fish-hooked Anastasia last night. Those were some nice ass titties.

by DanteM August 29, 2005

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Fish Hook

The act of grabbing/rubbing a mans package either through the fly of his pants or over the pants. The fish hooker uses one or two fingers, curled in a hook shape to perform the manoeuvre.

Check out that dude fish hooking Wayne on the Dance floor! His fingers are going to smell like Duck Butter!

by gshuddy August 4, 2008

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