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filala

"Bro just filalaed on my shoe, so now we might have to fight"
by Tjdjieejejje November 24, 2021
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Frequent Finagler

One who frequents Finagle a Bagel frequently. Defined by having a "frequent finagler" card.
John- "Do you know how much a bagel costs down at finagle?"
Max- "I don't know, ask Phil, he is a frequent finagler."
Phil- "About $3."
by Max E. January 24, 2007
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).
Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.
by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010
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Financial Rape

1. An unwilling commitment of money

2. When a person or persons loose your money
1. Hey man can u give me 2 dollars for a beer?
(Grumble) Fine.... Your lucky i don't call the cops and put u in jail for Financial Rape charges

2. Hey do you and your wife want to take a cruise to the Caribbean with us?

No I'm being financially raped by my bank right now, so I'm practically broke.
by Jerry Rude June 10, 2011
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finagin

a fat person, one who can barely move, must be over 300 pounds
Yo mama is a staight up finagin
by C.M.D. July 16, 2008
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fina

Fina is typical shy person. She had a lot of charms, but she never know that until someone told her. She also cute person and always try the best for her dreams. That means she is very ambitious and smart. She looks good with a natural make up. But, she seldom to realize which person who really loves her and sometimes she pick wrong person to love. (be careful Fina). Fina is a famous person, it can be cause her achievements, or her beauty, or her kindness, or all of them.
Do you know Fina? Who doesn't know her

Do you know who makes a man chase after her but choose a man who doesn't love her? I do, it's Fina
by tuesday couple November 23, 2021
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