Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010
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A forum which originated out of 4chan and somehow manages to be 10 times worse than 4chan purely because it is dedicated to doxxing, harassing and making fun of people. The people they go after, they refer to them as a 'lolcow'. Originally created to laugh at one infamous Chris Chan but has grown like a cancerous tumor and has also been responsible for the deaths of some people
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Get the Farmalot mug.Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.
"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
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Damn. I need to save up for a mansion in FarmVille. No problem, I'll just grow bananas and potatoes right next to each, collect an endless supply of produce from my happy, unabused animals, sell all my goods to a market that will obviously buy them at the same price every time, and then build my mansion within 5 seconds. Yay!
by Metalpots April 4, 2010
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by Farmgirl September 29, 2012
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