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Matthew Fairchild

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck
Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild
by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020
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Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!
Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.
by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012
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fairy cake

A fairy cake is a light little bun with icing and creme butter in it. They're widely popular in the UK, and tend not to pile on the icing in the same way that American bakers do with cupcakes. They also are traditionally made with a lighter sponge cake as opposed to the thicker butter cakes used in cupcakes. Alternatively, a fairy cake is a type of cupcake with its top cut off and replaced in two pieces, like wings. These are also called butterfly cupcakes.

Of course, the petite fairy cakes are named as such because of their size -- small enough to be served to the tiny mythical creatures. The word "fairy" (or "fairie") appeared around 1300, referring to "enchantment" and "magic."
Super fluffy fairy cakes will melt in your mouth.
Three easy techniques for icing fairy cakes—spreading, piping, and dipping.

Check the fairy cakes at the minimum baking time.
by cvf October 22, 2013
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bastard fairies

thebastardfairies.com Prepare for enlightenment, for the bastard fairies shall take over soon.
by Shmebla. October 8, 2006
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southern fairy

Term of abuse for anyone who is from the south of england
i cant stand these blimin southern fairies

ay, i'd have to agree with yer on that one, i just 'ate these southern fairies
by Mozzie November 13, 2003
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Fairyland

1. A magical place you get to go to if you choose the right drink. (From the book Ender's Game.)

2. The name of a province on NukeZone

3. A pay for play online multiplayer RPG.
If you choose correctly from the two, you may go to Fairyland
by Bumpass June 29, 2007
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fairyography

noun: a set of moves or style of moving, similar to, or characteristic of, marcus bachmann.

also:

noun: a biography of a closeted gay person, especially one given to flamboyant expression
michele bachmann's migraines are usually intensifed by the impending outburst of a flurry of fairyography.

this fairyography of roy cohn leaves little room for doubt.
by flombaye July 28, 2011
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