Fap

Is a male masturbation. It is used when a male is pleasuring themselves sexually after seeing or looking at erotic women in public or on the Internet. Fapping may also be used to reduce some stress level, but is more common when a male is sexually attracted to beautiful women they see.
Hot female: "I heard him fapping in his room, and then the next minute I heard him groaning."
by Wolf & Women November 28, 2019
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poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.
‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’
by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021
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Pant fap

When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public
by Master of Disaster 64 June 28, 2019
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Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey
Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.
by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025
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Fap

other word for masterbation. Other phrases include
yanking the chank
launching the rocket
Tickling the pickle

Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Jerkin the gurian
Dude, my sister walked in on me having a fap, this isn't good
by BigOleBilly June 16, 2020
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fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap
I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail
by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016
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