Facebook Abortion 

When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem

I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion

Facebook Abortion by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010

facebook reflex 

The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.

Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!

facebook reflex by Aplusbar January 14, 2010

Facebook Troll

(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.

Congrats on winning the Nobel Prize, it's hard to believe you're the same guy that crapped your pants in third grade — signed, your Facebook Troll

Facebook Troll by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

facebook fakeout 

when you accept a friend request (via facebook) from a chick that looks hot in her picture - but upon looking at the profile you realize she is:

a) a fatty

b) not the girl in the picture

c) something else that pisses me off.

"This hot bitch requested me the other day and then i realized she pulled a facebook fakeout on my ass"

"Bitches and hoes, man. Bitches and hoes."

facebook fakeout by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008

Facebook Snob 

Someone who denies your request to add them as a friend on Facebook because he/she thinks that you aren't good enough to be added to their list.

"I've known Jasmine for a few years and figured I'd add her to my Facebook."
"Cool."
"Not really, she denied my request, even though we have some friends in common."
"What a Facebook Snob!"

Facebook Snob by JD9 May 11, 2007

Facebook Gangsta 

Some one who will talk a lot of shit over a status or on a picture, mabye even in chat if there balsy. But when you try to tell them to say it to your face or confront them they decide its best to run away and scream like a pussy. Then the next day they do it again.

Kid 1: (on Facebook status) YO FAGET!! Fuck you and your mother. You a pussy ass nigga.

Kid 2: Oh yea, say that to my face in school tomorow.

Kid 1: No!! UR JUST A PUSSY

Kid 2: You fucking facebook gangsta go to hell

Facebook Gangsta by FO SHIZZLE DAWG November 13, 2009

Facebook Envy 

Used to describe people who encounter a social networking profile with more friends and feel upset about it

She says: Dude, I can't believe you have 96 friends listed! I mean, you don't even know half of them!

He Replies: That's just your facebook envy talking, don't feel so bad for having only 9.

Facebook Envy by brawler_mtl June 23, 2007